So last night they all got to pick something from the last five and a half years and every song was a snoozefest.

Was there no celebrity mentor this week because no one wanted to follow B. Manilow?

Mandisa looked beautiful last week and this week all we could do was wonder where she found jeans to cover the largest bootie in the galaxy.  Her voice was shrill on the high notes and I blame the jeans.

Ace; hate him, wouldn't want to date him.

Kelly; too cute for words... exept maybe "Get Lost!"  Her hot factor will keep her around awhile longer.

Bucky; no thanks, I've had enough.

Paris bored me.  Beyonce bores me, a little pretend Beyonce bores me more.

Lisa actually gets worse every week.  Her song choice smacks of sabotage.

Kathryn sucked.  I thought she sounded just awful and then the judges all said how great she was, so I guess I just really hated that stupid song.

Elliot sounded great and he's what made me realize how lame the whole song selection was...

then Taylor sang something I loved, and he did it beautifully,

but Chris was two words in and I thought "It's over, give him his prize."

Bucky or Lisa have sung their last on AI, is my prediction.

 

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